puppygirl-hornyposting:

cigaretteuncle:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

handweavers:

every night to fall asleep my mom exclusively watches ghosthunter type youtube videos that are titled like CREEPY NIGHT IN HAUNTED CASTLE FOOTAGE OWNER DIED AFTER THIS and she wears a cpap so she has to blast the audio so she can hear it over the machine so at night all i hear from her room is like people screaming and crying and clanging noises and shaky cam footage people tripping and running and whenever i look in she’s just like honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi

shodansbabygirl:

You will think about sick nasty dyke sex. Now.

speedlimit15:

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

red-twist:

omghotmemes:

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

gnommunist:

it’s because you’re always on that damn vibrator

custer-mp3:

ancienttheblackangel:

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

that-house:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

wumbawoman:

memeclassheroes:

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

stasoumugdala:

“slut era”, I whisper to myself, as I stare at the ceiling, paralyzed by grief and yearning.