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My dream job.
I’m accepting applications for henchgirls. If I’m going into supervillainy, I’m going to do it properly.
Or maybe I just want henchgirls. Don’t judge.
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Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.
Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.
Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,
Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.
D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.
the mass effect series: you play this douchebag who is tasked with having to defeat some old stanky ass machines from wiping out all intelligent life in the galaxy. but along the way you have to recruit some people and aliens (some of which are just plain fugly). oh and there are plenty of opportunities to get laid but some blue aliens but you really only get to pick one
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david…DAVID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGDavid Tennant what are you even part of this universe.
but, I love you.
One of the very few things I will instantly reblog every time probably.
Just the way he points his toes so much more dramatically than those girls. Ahaha, oh….
SIR, STOP BEING SO GOOFY AND PERFECT.
How does he jump that high?
David Tennant is a fucking gazelle, that’s how.
perfect man is perfect
he sonic’d the mattress to extra springy
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As I was prepping dinner my sister was pissing me off and used the well overused line of “pugly”. i came back with “well you put the UG in UGLY AUGhra”. shut her up real quick. Now I’m waiting for her to come up with a comeback or some way to try and terrorize me. But they always fall short of her intended outcome.
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