June 2012
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rampaigehalseyface:
I have this head canon where Aang kept making jokes on his death bed. He would almost say the punchline, and then pretend to kick the bucket. Everyone would cry and start mourning for a few minutes before Aang would wake back up and finish the joke. He kept doing that until he started another joke and actually passed away before finishing the joke. Everyone kept waiting for...
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just a few more weeks
and i’ll be caught up with homestuck
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lowtax:
if chewbacca was tsundere he would be named youbaka
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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
piichuka:
thunderifical:
burgerphile:
immortalsmoke:
owlites:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.
so close.
H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG
what even
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
it’s ok you tried
...
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May 2012
Anonymous asked: tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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sabdot:
bendydicks:
mscrisswarbler:
TIME...
perunamuussi:
i was listening to this song...
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Anyone remember dollar shave club?
Because my first set of razors got delivered today and holy hell they’re awesome. and they didn’t tug at all, unlike some other store bought razors that did that right out of the box. Well I know I’m keeping my subscription.
Find people from twitter and facebook?
stephzag:
prose-beforehoes:
HERESY!
There is a reason I don’t post my tumblr to my facebook…
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Watchroots-love:
OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD BUT HOLY CAT ARE YOU OKAY.
HOW HIGH WAS THAT LEDGE. PLEASE BE OKAY.
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owl-ler:
you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones
Watchjakface-stuff:
danteogodofsoup:
Our grocery store sells weird …stufffff
Would you be surprised if I said I owned one of these?
Because I actually totally do.
it sounded like it was a speaker for a piano hooked up a light display and hitting keys that correspond to a prime number
You know what nobody ever expects?
caughtbythehalfmoon:
matadelanimasola:
-howeverimprobable:
conquistawhore:
tardisblueimpala:
The Spanish Inquisition.
I wasn’t expecting it.
Definitely wasn’t expecting it.
Son of a BITCH.
EVERY TIME.
i never expect the imperium of man’s inquisition. and its really bad when they bring boltor bitches with them
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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nudityandnerdery:
berenzero:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. i’m a terrible person.
Terrible people are often the best kind.
