June 2011
Oh science fuck me
The new the black dahlia murder cd, ritual, is orgasmic. It is to my ears as lotion is to a wanking session. But in other news sorry I’ve been away but eviction has severely limited my internet access. And I also missed a friend’s graduation :(
Fuck my life sideways
From all shit and bitchy drama that is going on in my family I wish I was instantly fit enough to enlist and sign up for 6 years of active duty far from here so I wouldn’t have to deal with their shit ever again. Oh and fuck tha landlord
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eviction notices are so much fun
foxsky:
Who the fuck deleted my 11 pages of psych notes from the third section of last semester and replaced the text with “Im bust on face of yours”
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I flip tortillas on the comal with my bare hands
sinnsinnshelly:
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panzerdivisionraul replied to your post: panzerdivisionraul replied to your post: HOLY…
buy movies…AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TO DEMONOID!!!!
careful there fox owns at least one of the movies
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panzerdivisionraul replied to your post: HOLY SCIENCE MOTHER FUCK
I still haven’t watched the original Star Wars trilogy. Yeah I know I don’t deserve to call myself a nerd
not that hard to find it. i think theyre on a special feature disc on the original trilogy dvd set. although that means you have to buy the versions that changed some of the parts that made it awesome. like han shooting...
HOLY SCIENCE MOTHER FUCK
I just had one of the best moments of my life.
I FOUND AN ORIGINAL RECORD OF STAR WARS AND NOT WHEN IT WAS CALLED A NEW HOPE NAW BUT WHEN IT WAS ONLY KNOWN AS STAR WARS IN 1977
I have now lost all control over my bladder, bowels and everything else. any variation on the me guesta face does no justice to how i feel now
wat
last night i found my old binder of pokemon cards and i forgot that i never completed a set so instead of having a treasure trove of pokemon cards that could be sold in bulk for a nice big shinny penny. its just worth a few bucks. :(
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500daysofderp:
girlbarf:
okay sorry but this chick is pissing me off so much
She seeks attention so hard. Jesus christ, piercings everywhere, dyed hair, floral dress when you’s not feminine at all, Hitler appreciative, for fuck’s sake. People, hug your children when you have them.
Reblog if you want a Marry, Fuck, and Kill in your...
-mademoisellenobs-:
Why not?
those moods when you hate everything
you drop your pen:
you lose your place in a book:
you stub your toe:
your internet loads a little slower than usual:
you can’t find your phone when it was just in your hands two seconds ago:
someone asks you what’s wrong:
someone talks to you:
someone asks you a question:
someone just exists near you:
super crate box
you make me rage harder than when i play sc2
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